- Anti Joke

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

DEATH.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Chuck Norris.

69

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

H o m o comes out as homo

What's 9+10? 19.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A child is in class. He really has to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells him if he can recite the alphabet, he can go to the bathroom. The kid holds his breath and goes A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The teacher tells him good job and allows him to go to the bathroom. When the kid got there there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy. when the teacher noticed the boy was gone for a long time, he went to check on him. When the teacher saw the dead naked body of the boy hanging from the ceiling, he shot himself. The teacher had a family of a wife and 3 sons. The principal of the school had to call the Wife and let her know about the tragedy. The principal also thought this would be a good time to tell the wife that her husband has been having a homosexual affair with him. The wife takes her three sons and drives off a bridge. They all die minus one son (age 14) who had to grow up on the street with other homeless men. He became addicted to crack and when he ran out of places to get money from he decided to rob his old home. He broke into the house and didn't know that a new family has moved in, a married couple and their 1 year old baby. He doesn't want to go to jail, so he kills the baby, spreads the blood all over the parents, ties the dad up and makes him watch his wife get raped, then he shoots the parents before putting the gun on himself. A police officer who responded to the scene had a heart condition and the scene of the crime caused him to have a heart attack. But, he got to the hospital in time and lived.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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