- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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