- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"