A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Your mom is so fat...

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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