What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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