- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bad grammers.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Wanker

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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