- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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