- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Agent 47.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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