- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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