Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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People...

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Anti Joke

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