- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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