- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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