How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Your existance.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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