hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

poop

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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