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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

H o m o comes out as homo

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

so the weather's nice...

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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