- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Neither did she.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

* anti-punchline

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

... i forgot the joke :p

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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