- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Where's the dick??? east

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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