Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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