Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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