- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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