- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

no pun intended

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

He--Hey guys

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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