- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like school Said no one ever.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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