- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How do you make a car? You build it.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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