- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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