Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

womens rights

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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