- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

So does Blake

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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