How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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