Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Matt is a Duster!

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Carrot fingers

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Your face

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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