- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

Whats two plus two? Miles

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Praise Paisley

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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