- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

rocky is here again.......................

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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