- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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