What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Face Hunter is scum

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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