- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Guess what? You guessed it.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Women can vote? WTF

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Poop

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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