A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

butt sex

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

thomas!!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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