- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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