A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

j

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...