whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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James Patrick Campbell

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Womens Rights

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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