- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

i just pooped that is all!

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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