- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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