- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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