What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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