How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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leon harney ya pikey

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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What is a chair?

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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