What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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