What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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