Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Chuck norris

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

A French man gets into a fight

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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