Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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