- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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