Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

People Eating Tasty Animals

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Anti Joke

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