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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

I shot a bitch.

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