A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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