Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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