Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

school homewrok

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What's the difference between a lamp?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

shut up kobe!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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