What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Vote this up

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Justin

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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