- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

What's the difference between a lamp?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

they told me not to write here but i did

shut up kobe!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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