Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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