- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

We are lawyers

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Mitt Romney

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What's green and blue? yellow

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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