- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

poop.

Miscarriages.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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