- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

What's the difference between a duck?

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

i love to lick...

A sober Irish individual.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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