A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Church.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Your mom is so nice.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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