A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Nick Cannon

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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