- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Your mom is so fat...

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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