- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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