There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

womans rights...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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