How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What did death say to life? Go die

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

I like your hair

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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