- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im a dragon, no im not

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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