- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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