Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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