knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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