- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

At least I dont have AIDS.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

The black man leaves the strip club.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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