Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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