a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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