How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What did the fish say after he

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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the holocaust

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Why did it die Nothing died

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suck my balls mr.garison

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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