- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Bad grammers.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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