like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Click here to end the world.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

obama's promises

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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