Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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