- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Women's Rights

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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