Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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