Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Where's my tractor?

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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