Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

black people are white when i use night gogles

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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