Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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How did th-A fridge.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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