- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

womens rights.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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